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[white_widow]

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[coolcostumes]

are you saying you aren't scared of anything?

[white_widow]

No, certainly not.
I am talking about this one specific context.

[coolcostumes]

well, random people just appearing in my apartment seems to be a thing that happens more often than i'd like. it's not something i prepare myself for!

[white_widow]

Random people? Who else?

[coolcostumes]

oh there was just another girl a little while ago. she was just sitting in the dark in my apartment. i feel like i need new locks.

[white_widow]

You have needed new locks for the entire time I have known you. Really you should just move, but at minimum new locks. Yours are terrible. Five seconds to pick.

[coolcostumes]

if i get new locks, you'll just pick those too!

[white_widow]

Yes. But I'm very good. Better locks would keep most people out.

[coolcostumes]

so what, you wanna be the only one that can pick my locks?

[white_widow]

It sounds possessive, when you put it like that.

[coolcostumes]

that's what you implied.

[white_widow]

And I would have left it at an implication.

[coolcostumes]

not me. i call it out.

[white_widow]

Alright. And what is your end goal, in calling it out?

[coolcostumes]

no end goal.

just bringing it to your attention. wasn't a bad implication.

[white_widow]

Hm. Okay then. Now we are both paying attention to it.

[coolcostumes]

exactly. now i am going to change my locks to something so difficult you won't be able to pick them and you'll just have to knock

[white_widow]

If you manage to find locks that I cannot get through, I will be more impressed than I have been since I was six years old.

[coolcostumes]

that sounds like a challenge that i'm going to take.

[white_widow]

I was hoping you might say that.

[coolcostumes]

you just have to pick the locks. no breaking the door.

[white_widow]

Ugh, again with the insults. The only thing I have ever broken in your home I replaced.
I would not break the door, anyway, that would leave you with even LESS security.

[coolcostumes]

it wasn't an insult, just a thing! just in case i got such good locks that you got frustrated and kicked it with your boot.

[white_widow]

You think me kicking your door would break it?
Okay, that makes up for the insult.

[coolcostumes]

i think you are much stronger than you look.