overflow | inbox

[white_widow]

[captcha busting space. also available for starting threads.]
[tfln]

Comments

[coolcostumes]

oh
well no that wouldn't work

i wouldn't take that dare.

[white_widow]

You wouldn't take that dare?

[coolcostumes]

no.

i wouldn't take the dare from someone else
only from you

[white_widow]

That's very honorable of you, Kate Bishop.

[coolcostumes]

that's my middle name.

[white_widow]

How many middle names do you have? I could swear you've made that claim before about other words.

[coolcostumes]

fifty. my name is very long. it happens with rich parents.

[white_widow]

Fifty? Okay, go on. Give me the full list.

[coolcostumes]

katherine elizabeth honorable awesome archer dog mom danger risk dumb affectionate sly anne maria bandage noble um

and it goes on.

[white_widow]

Bandage?

[coolcostumes]

of all the things i said, that's the one you latch onto?

[white_widow]

The rest of them were pretty much what I expected.

[coolcostumes]

well bandage is something i wear a lot so it fits
it's a good middle name

[white_widow]

Your parents knew you were going to wear bandages a lot when you were born, or you legally added it later?

[coolcostumes]

added later.
my parents thought i would be an angel.

[white_widow]

Angels can't wear bandages?

[coolcostumes]

they could.
i guess
if they wanna be fashionable.

[white_widow]

Why shouldn't they be want to be fashionable?
So your parents could still be right, in their initial assessment.

[coolcostumes]

they could be.
not really able to ask them but who knows
maybe they were looking out for me.

[white_widow]

Maybe they were. I think the odds are good. They were certainly making sure you were prepared in the name department, at least.

[coolcostumes]

yeah but that sure does get exhausting to write on formal documents.

[white_widow]

I would say you should get it on a stamp but it would have to be a very big stamp.

[coolcostumes]

i think i'll just shorten it to kate bishop. works better.

[white_widow]

I'm going to remind you of that the next time you claim something strange is your middle name.

[coolcostumes]

well

then i'd deserve that
but i will never claim that again.