01. Wow. What a mystery. What possibly could have happened.
02. I am NOT gaslighting you. I am lying to you. Gaslighting implies a level of effort that I am simply not putting in. Deceiving you does not require much.
03. Guess again.
04. If you think that is a good idea, I wish you all the luck in the world.
Well, a helicopter is one of the easier things to fly, but I am more worried about why the raccoon is flying a helicopter, to where, and why you're going with him?
03. muffins are unburdened with knowledge. they are innocent, they are free and wild. cupcakes however began wearing clothes after becoming aware of their nakedness.
04. I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda.
05. caught your pet trying to drag an entire loaf of bread down to the basement to eat in private.
06. I'm going somewhere where it's cold right now. I don't know where yet, just somewhere it is cold, and I won't have to deal with many people. Melting like the wicked witch would not be a cool way to die.
I will display it with pride, right near the front door so everyone who comes in sees it, and tell them about how it's basically the highest compliment I could get from you.
Taxidermy? No, no. For one, that is gross, and for two, it is stupid to do that with evidence of a crime. No, what I meant was that it should correspond with fireworks in some way. Explosions, or spectacle, or pretty colors... Guess it could just involve asses, too.
Yup. How he survived both the military and being married, I will never understand.
I guess so. He went on a lot about why I didn't check for towels first - I'm used to living alone, usually the last towel is only gone if I used it. I still think he should have just been grateful, god knows how long it has been since he got to lay eyes on a real naked woman.
They try and standardize too many things already, I think but what do I know
Okay, those are excellent names for spaceships. Those are excellent names in general, actually Do you think I will get sued for copyright infringement again if I try and name one of my weapons 'attitude adjuster' and/or make my middle name 'falling outside the normal moral constraints'?
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6/27/25
02. I am NOT gaslighting you. I am lying to you. Gaslighting implies a level of effort that I am simply not putting in. Deceiving you does not require much.
03. Guess again.
04. If you think that is a good idea, I wish you all the luck in the world.
05. enjoy the next 24 hours.
06. You need carbs and a nap.
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08. [BYOT. Original.]
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I think I could handle it, but fine. How fast am I allowed to?
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Okay, well, I am not going to offer to kiss it better, but I bet Lucky will.
I think the prize at the end will make it worth it.
Thanks for moving us! <3
of course darling! ❤️❤️❤️
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02. I hate summer.
03. There's a wedding cake in the kitchen.
04. Maybe I am rethinking my opinion on that.
05. It's a brace, not a cast. Nothing is broken.
06. If you cannot prove it, it does not count.
07. [BYOT. Original.]
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[7. 50# of ground beef, 25# potatoes, 10 gallons of borscht, Dole whip mix, 3 gallons of vodka, pallet of fireworks, body glitter.]
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Why did you steal the wedding cake?
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[ii. You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell...]
thank you!!!
❤️❤️❤️ of course!
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Tell me at least it's not a suicidal apocalypse cult.
[ii] I know we said no more cults, but...]
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[4. I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments.]
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02. [img]
03. muffins are unburdened with knowledge. they are innocent, they are free and wild. cupcakes however began wearing clothes after becoming aware of their nakedness.
04. I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda.
05. caught your pet trying to drag an entire loaf of bread down to the basement to eat in private.
06. I'm going somewhere where it's cold right now. I don't know where yet, just somewhere it is cold, and I won't have to deal with many people. Melting like the wicked witch would not be a cool way to die.
07. [BYOT. original.]
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Well, that is cheaper than flying to either the Arctic or the Antarctic. I'll just take a chair in there.
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[ii] I got kanelbulle and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was.]
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[5. It is July 11th, why the FUCK are people still shooting off fireworks at 2 in the morning?!]
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I guess so. He went on a lot about why I didn't check for towels first - I'm used to living alone, usually the last towel is only gone if I used it. I still think he should have just been grateful, god knows how long it has been since he got to lay eyes on a real naked woman.
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[4. I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...]
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[1. I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?]
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That's different. Plotting things and convincing you of things might have overlap but they are different.
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02. If it changes what you're about to say, I have some new knives I'm itching to break in.
03. Proud to announce that I am making a Bad Decision. But I am not telling what it is, so you cannot stop me.
04. All I know is I have a black eye and an extra 500 dollars in my wallet.
Oh, no, wait. This is not my wallet.
05. At this hour? Absolutely not.
06. [BYOT. original.]
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7/25/25
02. So what if I want both of them?
03. I have strict instructions not to move from this spot on the couch. Can't help you.
04. I'm not wearing a nurse costume.
05. Food, sex, compliments are all I'm interested in receiving today.
06. [BYOT. original.]
8/8/2025
02. I may have gotten a little blood in the charging port of my phone.
03. Actually there are so many things missing from my file.
04. I have strict instructions not to move from this spot on the couch. Can't help you.
05. I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib. Worth it.
06. [BYOT. original.]
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8/15/25
02. Mm, but why are you not in my bed right now?
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04. I'm unqualified to help you with that on account of I don't want to.
05. [BYOT. original bakerstreet overflow]
8/22/25
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but what do I know
Okay, those are excellent names for spaceships. Those are excellent names in general, actually
Do you think I will get sued for copyright infringement again if I try and name one of my weapons 'attitude adjuster' and/or make my middle name 'falling outside the normal moral constraints'?
Anyway, yes, that sounds interesting.
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02. You set the kitchen on fire?
03. I didn't realize we were having a competition in poor decision-making skills.
04. why did you put me in the shower?
05. Are you entirely certain you want to say that to me?
06. [BYOT. original.]
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