tfln overflow

[white_widow]

Comments

6/27/25

[white_widow]

01. Wow. What a mystery. What possibly could have happened.

02. I am NOT gaslighting you. I am lying to you. Gaslighting implies a level of effort that I am simply not putting in. Deceiving you does not require much.

03. Guess again.

04. If you think that is a good idea, I wish you all the luck in the world.

05. enjoy the next 24 hours.

06. You need carbs and a nap.

07. [img]

08. [BYOT. Original.]

@endof_theline

[white_widow]

Okay. It's going to be okay. Was there anything else between the thank you and the end of the call?

[endof_theline]

Yeah. We were talking about pictures.

[white_widow]

Pictures?

[endof_theline]

Yeah, uh.
Well I mean- it's not like the conversation went to that after he said it. We were already talking about it.

The private kind of pictures. That's why I was even more shocked, I think.

[white_widow]

Ohhh. Okay.

Well. How did he seem after the thank you?

[endof_theline]

He seemed. Very Joaquin. I don't know. I think I blacked out after that.

[white_widow]

That's a good sign.

So here's the harder part - and if you would rather have this conversation in person we can, and if you want me to pretend it never happened afterward I will - do you love him?
If you're not there yet, it's okay. It is early, and I know he won't mind if you need more time, or even if you just need more time to say it.

[endof_theline]

He's always the sweetest, kindest person.

Yeah, okay. Let me come over. You know I'm always better at in person stuff- even if it's easier to just type into my phone.

@fuzzily

[white_widow]

Well, a helicopter is one of the easier things to fly, but I am more worried about why the raccoon is flying a helicopter, to where, and why you're going with him?

[fuzzily]

At first it was to make sure he didn’t crash, since I wasn’t sure his little arms could reach all the controls

Now it’s to check out this weird pulse signature thing he’s tracking a couple miles off the shore of Long Branch Beach

[white_widow]

Well, that's very kind of you.
You can fly a helicopter?

Weird pulse signature?

[fuzzily]

Oh no way
I think I could fly a raccoon out of one that was going down though maybe

That’s what he said.

[white_widow]

[...]
I'm really glad I met you, Bob. Again.

Did he say anything else about it?

@powerandresponsibility

[white_widow]

YES.

I think I could handle it, but fine. How fast am I allowed to?

[powerandresponsibility]

Okay I guess probably go over 80 mph on a motorcycle

So maybe it's alright

[white_widow]

Oh, I have definitely gone over 80 mph on a motorcycle on many occasions. And on a jet ski, once.

@hawk_shot

[white_widow]

That is much more of the reaction I expected! I know, I know, I was early.

Okay, well, I am not going to offer to kiss it better, but I bet Lucky will.
I think the prize at the end will make it worth it.

Thanks for moving us! <3

[hawk_shot]

I can't blame you for that. you're so hot when you're super enthusiastic about something.
And when you're not.
FUck, you're hot.

He's already covered the giving kisses part, as predicted.
Okay, hopping on my good foot and getting the note as we speak.

of course darling! ❤️❤️❤️

[white_widow]

I'm getting the impression you find me attractive.

Okay, please tell me you did not kick the bed so hard you broke your toe or something.

[hawk_shot]

I'm getting the impression that you're very perceptive.

Nothing seems broken.
But it's like papercuts. These things hurt like a bitch.

Ok, so, the first clue... Is it Central Park?? The place where we had our picnic!!

[white_widow]

Mm. You are really going to like the prize, then.

Okay, good.
I am sure you'll manage to forget all about it soon.

Although now I'm thinking I should have made these clues a little more difficult. Yes, that's right. I won't be confirming all of them, though.

[hawk_shot]

You're killing me, did you know that?

After I finish putting my shoes off, you mean? This is the ultimate test, the big time effort.
But this hunt is so worth it.
Should I bring Lucky along?

[white_widow]

Not yet, I'm not. When you see the bonus that is included with each correct guess, then I might be.

Yes, it will be.
Nope, Lucky should stay home this time.

[hawk_shot]

Ok, officially dying. I'm shit at waiting for surprises!

Ok, no Scooby coming along this time.
I apologized on your behalf now.
How long have you been planning this?