white_widow | tfln overflow

01. Wow. What a mystery. What possibly could have happened.

02. I am NOT gaslighting you. I am lying to you. Gaslighting implies a level of effort that I am simply not putting in. Deceiving you does not require much.

03. Guess again.

04. If you think that is a good idea, I wish you all the luck in the world.

05. enjoy the next 24 hours.

06. You need carbs and a nap.

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08. [BYOT. Original.]

01. It has to stay a secret for just a few more hours.

02. I hate summer.

03. There's a wedding cake in the kitchen.

04. Maybe I am rethinking my opinion on that.

05. It's a brace, not a cast. Nothing is broken.

06. If you cannot prove it, it does not count.

07. [BYOT. Original.]

01. I'm going to go to the aquarium and tell the sharks about that ridiculous thing you just said.

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03. muffins are unburdened with knowledge. they are innocent, they are free and wild. cupcakes however began wearing clothes after becoming aware of their nakedness.

04. I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda.

05. caught your pet trying to drag an entire loaf of bread down to the basement to eat in private.

06. I'm going somewhere where it's cold right now. I don't know where yet, just somewhere it is cold, and I won't have to deal with many people. Melting like the wicked witch would not be a cool way to die.

07. [BYOT. original.]

01. You're just mad because I have one and you don't.

02. If it changes what you're about to say, I have some new knives I'm itching to break in.

03. Proud to announce that I am making a Bad Decision. But I am not telling what it is, so you cannot stop me.

04. All I know is I have a black eye and an extra 500 dollars in my wallet.
Oh, no, wait. This is not my wallet.

05. At this hour? Absolutely not.

06. [BYOT. original.]

01. I'm done. I'm giving in to the bad day vibes. I'm going to go lay on the floor.

02. So what if I want both of them?

03. I have strict instructions not to move from this spot on the couch. Can't help you.

04. I'm not wearing a nurse costume.

05. Food, sex, compliments are all I'm interested in receiving today.

06. [BYOT. original.]

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