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[white_widow]

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[coolcostumes]

there was but those weren't really gifts.

[white_widow]

Is this your way of telling me you had bad taste in knives?

[coolcostumes]

no!

i just don't know knives like i know arrows and bows and all.

[white_widow]

Do you want to learn?

[coolcostumes]

well yeah

i'd love to be more well rounded like that.

[white_widow]

Okay. Then we'll do that and then you can buy me knives.

[coolcostumes]

you can save me for buying a butter knife for your weapons collection.

[white_widow]

As funny as that might be, I'm glad we can avoid it.

[coolcostumes]

maybe i'll get you a spork instead.

[white_widow]

No thank you.

[coolcostumes]

butter knife?

[white_widow]

Chef's knife.

[coolcostumes]

for cooking or for other things?

[white_widow]

For cooking.
At least mostly. In a pinch, a chef's knife would be a mid-level choice for self-defense, but it certainly wouldn't be anything I used for work intentionally.

[coolcostumes]

i can get you a chef's knife. i'm sure i can't mess that up too badly.

[white_widow]

You should have more faith in yourself, Kate Bishop.

[coolcostumes]

hey i do have faith in myself.

just not when it comes to shopping for certain things. i have never bought a chef's knife in my life.

[white_widow]

That's not very surprising, but I think you can arm yourself in advance with a quick search.

[coolcostumes]

time to google 'best chef's knives for people to cook and assassinate people with.'

[white_widow]

Well, you are almost certainly already on a list, so that should be fine.

[coolcostumes]

oh yeah.
i'm sure i might get a visit
but they'll understand that i'm just present shopping.

[white_widow]

Oh?
How often do you get visits and how often are they understanding?

[coolcostumes]

every once in awhile
it has
happened before.

[white_widow]

Which agencies?

[coolcostumes]

idk
cops sometimes.
i have talked to the fbi before.