It's not as though you are some random person who doesn't know me, or that it was some baseless off the wall idea. What's the alternative? You assume everything could have some deep sad reasoning behind it and never crack a joke? That's not better, I don't want that.
no offense to fanny. it’s a cute name and she pulls it off. i always kinda secretly wondered why her middle name was longbottom but i wasn’t gonna say anything
Mmhm, and she did not regret telling me about it at all.
You are honestly the first person who has called it a cute name. Most people just give me weird looks or laugh - which I don't mind, but she does pull it off well, doesn't she?
It's much more fun as a joke if it means vagina instead of butt. Americans can be so strange about the things that horrify them and the things that are considered "tame."
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maybe just only when i know there’s not some deep sad reasoning behind something
happy medium
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But also sometimes things have deep sad reasoning and are also already a joke: for instance, Fanny is named after my sister.
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floof
no offense to fanny. it’s a cute name and she pulls it off.
i always kinda secretly wondered why her middle name was longbottom
but i wasn’t gonna say anything
much, much floof
You are honestly the first person who has called it a cute name. Most people just give me weird looks or laugh - which I don't mind, but she does pull it off well, doesn't she?
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i don’t know why more people wouldn’t say it’s cute
it makes her sound like a little hobbit or something
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Most people just get caught up on the vagina thing.
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it doesn’t mean vagina in florida. or most of the us, i don’t think.
sometimes it means butt.
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Americans can be so strange about the things that horrify them and the things that are considered "tame."
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i’m just glad fanny doesn’t speak english very well
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but it still might give her a complex to know we’re always calling her a good vagina
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Really, dogs are probably better off that they can't understand half the bullshit people say anyway.
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That and all the petting and the free food.
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are you gonna teach me how to do a russian accent for when i come with you on your free things day?
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Absolutely
That sounds like so much fun