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[white_widow]

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[coolcostumes]

why? they did what i needed them to do.

[white_widow]

Well, for one thing, it is a horrible way to treat knives that are for cutting. You are going to dull or damage the blade, and I would be amazed if you own a knife sharpener or a whetstone.

Would you use your arrowheads to cut things? Or the string to tie things up?

[coolcostumes]

well no.

but what's the harm of using a butter knife to cut chicken or something?

[white_widow]

Butter knives being called knives at all is a travesty, in my opinion.

I mean, you can kill someone with a butter knife, of course, but you just feel so stupid the whole time you're doing it.

[coolcostumes]

this sounds like a personal experience kind of thing.

[white_widow]

Okay, yes, I guess it is. Or at least an experience only shared by a small selection of people.

[coolcostumes]

what are your feelings on sporks?

[white_widow]

Abomination.

A useful abomination, but an abomination nonetheless.

[coolcostumes]

i'm gonna get a bunch of those. they're useful and look cool.

[white_widow]

Of course you are. I'm revising my opinion, I think actually you are a very bad girl, Kate Bishop.

[coolcostumes]

well then consider me a bad girl. rawr.

i don't think i should have done that.

[white_widow]

Rawr?

Sometimes I forget how hilarious you can be.

[coolcostumes]

no no i shouldn't have sent that
it was dumb
please get temporary amnesia and forget it.

[white_widow]

Okay, sure. Temporary amnesia coming right up.

[coolcostumes]

really?
that easy?

[white_widow]

Just this once. It really seems to warrant it.

[coolcostumes]

well

thank you. i appreciate you forgetting my idiocy

[white_widow]

Next time I will have to tease you about it.

[coolcostumes]

i will tease you back.

[white_widow]

I certainly hope so, what fun would it be otherwise?

[coolcostumes]

oh it's on, then. teasing coming when you least expect it.

[white_widow]

I'll be impressed if you pull off that 'when I least expect it' part.

[coolcostumes]

because no one can catch you off guard?

[white_widow]

Nope, that's not why.

[coolcostumes]

okay so what's the reason?