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[white_widow]

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[white_widow]

No, I do not want you to slap me. I just know that you have a tendency to do that, so I wanted to check.

[coolcostumes]

i did it once!

[white_widow]

And if it happens a second time, there will be consequences, so let's keep it that way.

[coolcostumes]

you're just mad because i caught you off guard.

[white_widow]

Oh, it is certainly about that and the slap itself.

[coolcostumes]

look it wasn't my smartest move
i just had to do something
to get your attention

[white_widow]

If you were anyone else... I cannot tell you how much you would have regretted that method of getting my attention.

[coolcostumes]

( that tracks. )

well i won't do it again
like not of my own volition
unless you triple dog dare me.

[white_widow]

Why would I triple dog dare you to slap me?

[coolcostumes]

i dunno!
but maybe you would
just thinking i wouldn't do it.

[white_widow]

I know way too much about you to think that you would not do even a regular dare.

[coolcostumes]

well then
guess you'll never have to worry about me slapping you again

[white_widow]

So long as no one else triple dog dares you to do it either.

[coolcostumes]

what, don't want me not slapping anyone else?

[white_widow]

I meant someone else daring you to slap me.

[coolcostumes]

oh
well no that wouldn't work

i wouldn't take that dare.

[white_widow]

You wouldn't take that dare?

[coolcostumes]

no.

i wouldn't take the dare from someone else
only from you

[white_widow]

That's very honorable of you, Kate Bishop.

[coolcostumes]

that's my middle name.

[white_widow]

How many middle names do you have? I could swear you've made that claim before about other words.

[coolcostumes]

fifty. my name is very long. it happens with rich parents.

[white_widow]

Fifty? Okay, go on. Give me the full list.

[coolcostumes]

katherine elizabeth honorable awesome archer dog mom danger risk dumb affectionate sly anne maria bandage noble um

and it goes on.

[white_widow]

Bandage?