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[white_widow]

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[white_widow]

Why would it not be cool to me?

[coolcostumes]

idk because you're super cool

[white_widow]

I am never really going to understand why you think I am super cool and you aren't.

[coolcostumes]

idk i just do. go with it. i'm allowed to think your super cool

[white_widow]

I'm not saying you aren't allowed. You're allowed to think whatever you want.

[coolcostumes]

we're getting off topic. what's the rumor you heard?

[white_widow]

That someone was headhunting you for a team of baby Avengers.

Actually. Have you ever met or heard of the new birdie sidekick for Captain America, that took over since he went from birdie to captain? Because he told me to give you his number.

[coolcostumes]

oh yeah, i think that might be true. remember how i mentioned someone who wasn't you broke into my house?

it was someone trying to form a team, yeah.

but oh my god, captain america's friend is aware of me???

[white_widow]

Is that getting off the ground? Or did it fizzle?

Yes, he is.

[coolcostumes]

idk. i haven't really heard much since she came to visit. maybe she's still recruiting.

[white_widow]

Hm.
All the more reason to contact the other birdie.

[coolcostumes]

i will i will. i promise. i can at least see what he has in mind.

[white_widow]

Okay, good. I don't want to have talked you up for nothing.
And also he is very nice. I think the two of you will get along very well, you have a lot in common personality wise.

[coolcostumes]

how did you find him?

[white_widow]

Oh, we're friends! Similar circles, you know, and he was briefly considering trying to kidnap and/or sleep with every member of my little team, but he has given up on that. Very good conversationalist.

[coolcostumes]

well he sounds interesting.

kidnapping or sex. two very similar things.

[white_widow]

As if I would be friends with anyone who was not interesting.

Well, not a real kidnapping. He does not have any of the special handcuffs, for one thing.

[coolcostumes]

there are special kidnapping handcuffs?

[white_widow]

There are special handcuffs for people with super strength or other superhuman abilities.

[coolcostumes]

oh right right i knew that.

i thought there was special handcuffs for kidnapping. that's stupid now that i think about it more.

[white_widow]

Well. I do have multiple pairs, I guess I could designate a pair to be specially for kidnappings.

[coolcostumes]

are you planning on kidnapping someone soon?

[white_widow]

No, but it is always a good idea to be prepared.

[coolcostumes]

maybe i should get some special handcuffs to be prepared.

[white_widow]

I really want to make a joke, but it honestly would not be a bad idea. Those of us in this life without any super abilities need to be equipped for as much as we can manage to be.