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[white_widow]

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[coolcostumes]

well he sounds interesting.

kidnapping or sex. two very similar things.

[white_widow]

As if I would be friends with anyone who was not interesting.

Well, not a real kidnapping. He does not have any of the special handcuffs, for one thing.

[coolcostumes]

there are special kidnapping handcuffs?

[white_widow]

There are special handcuffs for people with super strength or other superhuman abilities.

[coolcostumes]

oh right right i knew that.

i thought there was special handcuffs for kidnapping. that's stupid now that i think about it more.

[white_widow]

Well. I do have multiple pairs, I guess I could designate a pair to be specially for kidnappings.

[coolcostumes]

are you planning on kidnapping someone soon?

[white_widow]

No, but it is always a good idea to be prepared.

[coolcostumes]

maybe i should get some special handcuffs to be prepared.

[white_widow]

I really want to make a joke, but it honestly would not be a bad idea. Those of us in this life without any super abilities need to be equipped for as much as we can manage to be.

[coolcostumes]

why do you think i've got so many trick arrows? gotta be prepared for an alien or any regular ole asshole.

[white_widow]

How am I supposed to know how many trick arrows you have?

Are any of them specially designed for super soldiers?

[coolcostumes]

well i just told you so now you know.

but nothing specific for super soldiers but i have a lot of arrows that just go boom.

[white_widow]

You did not tell me a quantity so no I do not.

That would have an effect. Good.

[coolcostumes]

well, i don't know. i have a few couple. i haven't counted recently. how many do you have?

[white_widow]

How many trick arrows do I have? None. I have a lot of knives, though, and a good amount of guns. And of course my Bites and my baton. Bites are sometimes surprisingly effective against a super person.

[coolcostumes]

do you know how to shoot a bow? did they teach that to you?

[white_widow]

Yes, I know how to shoot a bow.

[coolcostumes]

i kinda wanna see you do that now.

[white_widow]

Of course you do. Okay, then I get to pick a weapon to see your skill with, too.

[coolcostumes]

oooh okay. that'd be cool even if i'll probably be horrible.

[white_widow]

Have you never practiced with any other weapons?

[coolcostumes]

a little

no guns or anything. knives and swords. and a baseball bat.

[white_widow]

Is there a reason you practiced with a baseball bat but not guns?

[coolcostumes]

guess i'm just not really a fan of guns/