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[white_widow]

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[coolcostumes]

oh yeah, i think that might be true. remember how i mentioned someone who wasn't you broke into my house?

it was someone trying to form a team, yeah.

but oh my god, captain america's friend is aware of me???

[white_widow]

Is that getting off the ground? Or did it fizzle?

Yes, he is.

[coolcostumes]

idk. i haven't really heard much since she came to visit. maybe she's still recruiting.

[white_widow]

Hm.
All the more reason to contact the other birdie.

[coolcostumes]

i will i will. i promise. i can at least see what he has in mind.

[white_widow]

Okay, good. I don't want to have talked you up for nothing.
And also he is very nice. I think the two of you will get along very well, you have a lot in common personality wise.

[coolcostumes]

how did you find him?

[white_widow]

Oh, we're friends! Similar circles, you know, and he was briefly considering trying to kidnap and/or sleep with every member of my little team, but he has given up on that. Very good conversationalist.

[coolcostumes]

well he sounds interesting.

kidnapping or sex. two very similar things.

[white_widow]

As if I would be friends with anyone who was not interesting.

Well, not a real kidnapping. He does not have any of the special handcuffs, for one thing.

[coolcostumes]

there are special kidnapping handcuffs?

[white_widow]

There are special handcuffs for people with super strength or other superhuman abilities.

[coolcostumes]

oh right right i knew that.

i thought there was special handcuffs for kidnapping. that's stupid now that i think about it more.

[white_widow]

Well. I do have multiple pairs, I guess I could designate a pair to be specially for kidnappings.

[coolcostumes]

are you planning on kidnapping someone soon?

[white_widow]

No, but it is always a good idea to be prepared.

[coolcostumes]

maybe i should get some special handcuffs to be prepared.

[white_widow]

I really want to make a joke, but it honestly would not be a bad idea. Those of us in this life without any super abilities need to be equipped for as much as we can manage to be.

[coolcostumes]

why do you think i've got so many trick arrows? gotta be prepared for an alien or any regular ole asshole.

[white_widow]

How am I supposed to know how many trick arrows you have?

Are any of them specially designed for super soldiers?

[coolcostumes]

well i just told you so now you know.

but nothing specific for super soldiers but i have a lot of arrows that just go boom.

[white_widow]

You did not tell me a quantity so no I do not.

That would have an effect. Good.

[coolcostumes]

well, i don't know. i have a few couple. i haven't counted recently. how many do you have?

[white_widow]

How many trick arrows do I have? None. I have a lot of knives, though, and a good amount of guns. And of course my Bites and my baton. Bites are sometimes surprisingly effective against a super person.

[coolcostumes]

do you know how to shoot a bow? did they teach that to you?