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@tacoshield (05/30/25 tfln, their tl, kidnapping)

[white_widow]

Yes? And?
I was not claiming to not be very weird myself, I was just saying you're not as normal as you seem on first blush.

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[tacoshield]

I think I'm perfectly normal.

[white_widow]

[here, have an audio clip of her laughing her head off for a minute]

No, you don't. You're not that dumb.

[tacoshield]

All right, I'll give you that one. Normal's boring. Your laugh sounds like a hyena.

[white_widow]

Normal IS boring. [As if she'd know.] Thank you!

[tacoshield]

I don't know if I meant that as a compliment.

[white_widow]

You don't know?

[tacoshield]

Nope, still deciding. Wondering if I dislike you today to not mean it.

[white_widow]

Well, let me know the verdict, I guess. Although that will probably not change how I take it.

[tacoshield]

I wouldn't expect it to. But I guess I don't hate you today.

[white_widow]

What were the deciding factors?

[tacoshield]

I woke up in a good mood and I ate a breakfast burrito.

[white_widow]

So, nothing to do with me at all.
That is a pretty good start to the day, though, I will give you that.

[tacoshield]

I would have shared but I didn't want to. Maybe next time. I made it myself.

[white_widow]

You would have shared but you didn't want to. That's hilarious. I don't blame you. Breakfast is often too early for sharing food.

[tacoshield]

I don't play about my food. Plus, I made it, I'm eating it. You want one, you find me before I start cooking.

[white_widow]

I wasn't arguing with you.
You say that like you start cooking at the same exact time every day.

[tacoshield]

I cook in the morning. When I wake up. Stop sleeping in so late and you might get some.

[white_widow]

Currently my choices are sleeping in or live on an hour a night at best, so I am going to have to pass on your breakfast offer.

[tacoshield]

Your loss. I like the mornings.

[white_widow]

I like the mornings too, but I like not being so sleep-deprived I hallucinate more.

[tacoshield]

Military turns almost every person into a morning person. Can't really get around it.

[white_widow]

Bizarrely, so did the shadow Russian covert ops organization. Who would have thought living through all of that would lead to insomnia now? Crazy.

[tacoshield]

How bad are your nightmares?

[white_widow]

The nightmares are bad. The time spent laying there with my thoughts while I am waiting to fall asleep is worse.