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[white_widow]

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[white_widow]

That's a fair point. Although maybe it would just put you in a nice boredom coma.

[tacoshield]

Pass. I am not in the mood for more Red Guardian stories. I've known the guy for like ten minutes and I think I've heard them all.

[white_widow]

Don't worry, soon enough he will make up new, even more outlandish ones.

[tacoshield]

Is any of what he says true?

[white_widow]

I hate to admit it, but most of his stories about when I was little are true.

[tacoshield]

I haven't heard a lot of those. I should ask. Get some stories about you running around with a snotty nose.

[white_widow]

I was an adorable, extremely lovable child, and that is the theme of most of his stories, so have fun.

[tacoshield]

You don't think he'd tell something embarrassing?

[white_widow]

I am feeling remarkably desensitized to being embarrassed by any of those stories today, thankfully.

[tacoshield]

Still think I'm gonna ask him.

[white_widow]

Enjoy yourself. Just know I will remember how you handle stories you think are embarrassing to me when I decide how to handle stories I have that are embarrassing to you.

[tacoshield]

There's no one to tell embarrassing stories about me.

[white_widow]

Actually, there's us.

[tacoshield]

What embarrassing stories do you know about me?

[white_widow]

Well, so far, the ridiculous jump in the elevator shaft is top of the list. I got a still image from Mel of you on your back flailing like a turtle.

[tacoshield]

Bullshit. That doesn't existence.

( goddammit. )

[white_widow]

If you say so.

[tacoshield]

I do and I'm right.

[white_widow]

Then I am very curious what I am actually looking at right now. I guess I must be hallucinating?

[tacoshield]

Show it to me. I don't actually believe you have anything.

lmao that icon

[white_widow]

Okay. [img]

he hates this

[tacoshield]

That's AI.

he'll get over it before he gets another year older, probably

[white_widow]

How dare you, I would never use AI to create a picture. I do have some morals.

[tacoshield]

Well, someone pulled one over on you because that's AI and not really me.

[white_widow]

Right. Someone went to all the trouble of creating an AI image of something that really happened in a place with cameras because... why?