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[white_widow]

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[tacoshield]

Or maybe there's just no one else to talk to.

[white_widow]

Oh, is there not?

[tacoshield]

Nope, no one lese around but me and you.

[white_widow]

Weird. I'm pretty sure I hear noise. Is that you, then?

[tacoshield]

Yes, it's me. It's always me.

[white_widow]

It's ALWAYS you? Wow, your Alexei impression is very good.

[tacoshield]

Yeah but I've got better hair.

[white_widow]

Okay, sure. I will give you that, you have better hair.

[tacoshield]

Glad we can agree on something important.

[white_widow]

[hold for ruining that:]

You don't have the best hair on the team, though.

[tacoshield]

( of course. )

Who does? You?

[white_widow]

Maybe, maybe not, but I do think I rank above you, yes.

[tacoshield]

How the hell do you figure?

[white_widow]

I keep telling you, yours is too - tidy.

[tacoshield]

So, messy is better? Says who?

[white_widow]

Yes, hi, that would be me, the person you asked the question.

[tacoshield]

And why are you the judge and jury on this?

[white_widow]

Why am I the judge and jury on my opinion which you asked me for? Who can say? It's a mystery.

[tacoshield]

Well, I don't accept your ruling.

[white_widow]

Okay, I guess you have to be held in contempt or something, in that case.

[tacoshield]

And what does that entail?

[white_widow]

How am I supposed to know? I have never gotten involved with the American judicial system.

Handcuffs are probably involved.

[tacoshield]

Gonna hold me in contempt and not even know what that means? Fail.

[white_widow]

You're the one that brought up judges and courts and all of that, you tell me.

[tacoshield]

You're the one that appointed yourself judge.