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[tacoshield]

It never happened. I will never admit that.

[white_widow]

Okay. Well, since there were three other people there, and there's surveillance footage, I am not sure that's going to do anything other than make you look a little crazy.

[tacoshield]

Everyone was hallucinating and the footage was doctored.

[white_widow]

If you are this determined about something this low on the embarrassing scale, I am not sure you're going to survive being on a team with Alexei.

[tacoshield]

Hey, I don't care about being embarrassed. I just don't want you falling for something that's not true.

( he will deny it to the grave. )

[white_widow]

Mm, right. Anything else you want to claim was a hallucination from that?

[tacoshield]

No.

That was the only hallucination that happened.

[white_widow]

Really? How strange, one singular hallucination. I don't think I have ever heard of that happening before.

[tacoshield]

It's a medical anomaly.

[white_widow]

If I let you have this, I hope you know it will count as your Christmas present.

[No it won't, she likes being people shit.]

[tacoshield]

Why do I not believe you'll let me have anything?

that was supposed to say buying people shit

[white_widow]

I suppose you just aren't that good at reading people.

[tacoshield]

Or I just know you.

[white_widow]

Clearly there are some things you haven't noticed yet.

[tacoshield]

Such as?

[white_widow]

The list of things that I would let you have does not include the list of things I would let you have.

[tacoshield]

That sentence barely makes sense.

[white_widow]

I think you have brain cells enough to figure it out.

[tacoshield]

I don't want to exert the effort.

[white_widow]

Okay. Fair enough, you don't have to.

[tacoshield]

Good.

Then I won't.

[white_widow]

Okay. I hope not knowing is very enjoyable for you, in that case.

[tacoshield]

It was the highlight of my day.

[white_widow]

Oh, really? You're welcome, I had no idea I could have such an impact on your day.

[tacoshield]

Glad I could help you realize that you're not completely useless.