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[white_widow]

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[targetedbranding]

they're all good dogs, right?

[white_widow]

They ARE all good dogs.

[targetedbranding]

do you want to meet my dog sometime?

[white_widow]

... Is that a real question? Yes. Obviously.

[targetedbranding]

i literally wouldn't have asked if it weren't a real question.

that's great. you'll love him.

[white_widow]

There was hardly a chance I'd say no, though.

[targetedbranding]

okay. so when do you want to meet my dog?

[white_widow]

Immediately. But I'm watching someone right now. I should be done in approximately an hour.

[targetedbranding]

an hour then. that will give me some time to make some eggs. and sober up.

[white_widow]

Why would you sober up?

[targetedbranding]

because it's weird being the only person drunk in the room, so unless you're planning on drinking

plus, I know me being sober won't stop you from stealing my kidneys or whatever if you want to, but I'd feel better about it at least.

[white_widow]

I can drink.

Why would I want your kidneys?

[targetedbranding]

Sell them on the black market?

[white_widow]

That is what I could do with them, that isn't a why.

I don't need money, if profit is going to be your next answer.

[targetedbranding]

You know, it's not really reassuring that the only reason you don't sell organs for cash is that you don't need the money.

[white_widow]

I did not say that was the only reason I don't sell organs!

[targetedbranding]

Good. I'm not trying to talk you into it, you know. I'm just glad you don't.

It'd be really hard to be your friend if you were a kidney thief.

[white_widow]

I still do not understand why you think I might be a kidney thief in the first place.

We're going to be friends, are we?

[targetedbranding]

You have to admit, you're pretty suss.

I'm introducing you to my dog. I wouldn't introduce just anyone to my dog.

[white_widow]

1) I admit nothing. 2) What have I done that was specifically organ theft "suss?"

That's true.

[targetedbranding]

Let's say it's just the overall vibe.

Nice.

But sketchy af.

[white_widow]

Wait, nice?

How can my vibe include both nice and might steal your kidney?

[targetedbranding]

Why would I know why you are how you are?

You're the one who's like. Likeable and terrifying.

[white_widow]

Well, you are the one saying that is how I am.

[targetedbranding]

I can tell you how a pie tastes, too. That doesn't mean I know how to make one.