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[white_widow]

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[white_widow]

Wait, nice?

How can my vibe include both nice and might steal your kidney?

[targetedbranding]

Why would I know why you are how you are?

You're the one who's like. Likeable and terrifying.

[white_widow]

Well, you are the one saying that is how I am.

[targetedbranding]

I can tell you how a pie tastes, too. That doesn't mean I know how to make one.

[white_widow]

I just think it is good manners to be able to explain why when you tell someone you think they'd steal your kidney.

And now I want pie, Kate Bishop.

[targetedbranding]

I was hoping you WOULDN'T sell my kidney.

There's a difference.

Of course you want pie. Everyone loves pie.

[white_widow]

Hmm. Sure.

Kidney pie is a thing, isn't it?

[targetedbranding]

Yeah, but no one eats it.

[white_widow]

That was funny though, wasn't it? I thought that was funny.

What type of pie should I actually get?

[targetedbranding]

Can't go wrong with apple? Oh, or key lime.?

[white_widow]

Key lime is a good flavor. Sharp.

[targetedbranding]

I'd split one with you.

If you bring me pie, then we'll really be friends.

[white_widow]

That seems like a fair trade for meeting your dog.

[targetedbranding]

You really like dogs, huh?

[white_widow]

Yes.

They're very reliable pets. And easy to make happy.

[targetedbranding]

That's definitely true.

All it takes is a pizza crust, they're happy.

[white_widow]

Exactly. And they're so excited, when you get home.

[targetedbranding]

I'm really getting to like that part. Even on a bad day, at least someone's happy to see you.

[white_widow]

That is my favorite part. That and the people test.

[targetedbranding]

What's the people test?

[white_widow]

1) If Fanny does not like them, I can be what is apparently called anti-social. 2) If they say they do not like dogs, I can hit them.

[targetedbranding]

That first part is true. I don't think you get to hit people just because they don't like dogs, though.

People are entitled to their wrong opinions.

[white_widow]

No? Well, I am not going to apologize to them now.

[targetedbranding]

No, I wouldn't suggest doing that.

[white_widow]

Why not?