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[white_widow]

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[targetedbranding]

I was hoping you WOULDN'T sell my kidney.

There's a difference.

Of course you want pie. Everyone loves pie.

[white_widow]

Hmm. Sure.

Kidney pie is a thing, isn't it?

[targetedbranding]

Yeah, but no one eats it.

[white_widow]

That was funny though, wasn't it? I thought that was funny.

What type of pie should I actually get?

[targetedbranding]

Can't go wrong with apple? Oh, or key lime.?

[white_widow]

Key lime is a good flavor. Sharp.

[targetedbranding]

I'd split one with you.

If you bring me pie, then we'll really be friends.

[white_widow]

That seems like a fair trade for meeting your dog.

[targetedbranding]

You really like dogs, huh?

[white_widow]

Yes.

They're very reliable pets. And easy to make happy.

[targetedbranding]

That's definitely true.

All it takes is a pizza crust, they're happy.

[white_widow]

Exactly. And they're so excited, when you get home.

[targetedbranding]

I'm really getting to like that part. Even on a bad day, at least someone's happy to see you.

[white_widow]

That is my favorite part. That and the people test.

[targetedbranding]

What's the people test?

[white_widow]

1) If Fanny does not like them, I can be what is apparently called anti-social. 2) If they say they do not like dogs, I can hit them.

[targetedbranding]

That first part is true. I don't think you get to hit people just because they don't like dogs, though.

People are entitled to their wrong opinions.

[white_widow]

No? Well, I am not going to apologize to them now.

[targetedbranding]

No, I wouldn't suggest doing that.

[white_widow]

Why not?

[targetedbranding]

That would be weird, wouldn't it? Someone punches you for not liking their dog, then they track you down and apologize for it?

Probably better to just leave that one alone.

[white_widow]

For not liking any dogs, not just Fanny.

That weirdness wouldn't fit into the way I am "suss?"

[targetedbranding]

It's just your vibe. Don't take it too personally.

[white_widow]

I'm honored, actually. It's a very entertaining - and effective - vibe.

[targetedbranding]

If you want to take it as a compliment, I'm cool with that.