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[white_widow]

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[traumatology]

uh the candy crush one
and farmville

i hated that last one.

[white_widow]

Oh, farmville was terrible, I agree. you could not even name the animals!

[traumatology]

all my crops always died.

[white_widow]

The timing mechanic did also suck.

i know too much about farmville still

[traumatology]

yeah, don't look at your phone for a few hours and everything was dead and rotted.

don't feel bad, I was sucked into that myself

[white_widow]

More reason it is better to be an old grump about phones.

[traumatology]

i'd still have a damn flip phone if i could get away with it.

[white_widow]

Now I know what to get you for Christmas.

[traumatology]

don't get me anything. i don't need anything.

[white_widow]

Good thing Christmas is not about need, in that case.

[traumatology]

well i don't want anything either.

[white_widow]

Why not?

[traumatology]

because.

( totally fine answer. )

[white_widow]

... Okay. Did a witch put a magic spell on you today that I need to know about or anything?

[traumatology]

what makes you say that?

[white_widow]

Well, that was a very toddler answer. I thought perhaps you might have been de-aged. Or cursed to give one word answers, but you have disproven that one.

[traumatology]

oh my god.

because there are better ways to spend money. spent it on someone else.

[white_widow]

Excuse you, I get to decide what the best ways to spend my money are. If that means I want to do something silly like buy all my friends outdated technology for Christmas, I am allowed to do so.

[traumatology]

fine if that's what you wanna do. i can't stop you.

get me a roomba.

[white_widow]

Okay. Roomba it is.

[traumatology]

i barely know what a roomba is. i was kidding.

don't get me that. i'll break it.

[white_widow]

Okay, fine, no roomba. You have a few months left to think about what you do want, then.

[traumatology]

the answer will still be nothing.

[white_widow]

Okay, fine, I will come up with something myself.

[traumatology]

you're not going to take no for an answer are you?