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[white_widow]

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[white_widow]

That's not how gifts work, you don't get to know ahead of time.

[traumatology]

but it's not solely a gift for me, it's for everyone.

god its not monopoly is it?

[white_widow]

Yes. So no one gets to know what it is.

No, it is definitely not monopoly.

[traumatology]

thank god.

i think we would definitely kill each other if you did that.

[white_widow]

Oh, yes. It would be an absolute bloodbath.

[traumatology]

pretty sure someone would get stabbed with the board.

[white_widow]

And/or made to swallow the pieces and the little houses.

[traumatology]

that'd be fun to experience coming out the other way.

[white_widow]

I'd have to question that definition of fun.

[traumatology]

i'm sure someone would find it fun.

[white_widow]

Someone weirder than us, in at least one way.

[traumatology]

someone like your dear old dad.

[white_widow]

Thanks for that gross idea. He would probably say it was something to be proud of.

[traumatology]

hey i can't help being right. he's an odd guy.

[white_widow]

We are all odd, to be fair. He's just the loudest about it.

[traumatology]

all right, i'll give you that.

but he'd still be the one to brag about shitting something out that was in some weird shape.

[white_widow]

Have you spent a lot of time thinking about that?

[traumatology]

hey i don't sleep a lot okay.

[white_widow]

We're going to have to find you a better hobby then thinking about Alexei bragging about shitting.

[traumatology]

i don't know i think i like this hobby because then i tell you about it and you get to share in the misery.

[white_widow]

Okay, well, if that makes the cost worth it and it makes you happy, have fun, I guess.

[traumatology]

you sound so thrilled for my next endeavor in life.

[white_widow]

Oh, yes. I'm getting flyers and a banner made.

[traumatology]

please remember to send out a group email as well
so everyone knows.

[white_widow]

That's a good idea, thank you for mentioning that. I will make sure I do.