It's your superpower. Plus you could carry a really big walking stick and smack people with it. You'll be terrifying. People will appease you with offerings of bread and cakes, it'll be great. More powerful than any Avenger, babushka Yelena.
That's the spirit. I can't recommend the dating game at this age, but there's something to be said for being able to tell everyone to get off your lawn.
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alright yes, when you put it like that, now I do indeed want to get as old as you are
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