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[white_widow]

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[white_widow]

Oh, that's a good one.
It does actually match up with something I am doing in theme, interestingly.

[discobaron]

Care to share?

[white_widow]

The initial plan was to replace John's bed with a child's racecar bed. I have since upgraded it to replacing everything in his room with a child sized equivalent.

[discobaron]

Was be involved in the coffee pot debacle?
Or is this punishment for other household crimes?

[white_widow]

I doubt it, he's fussy about 'the right tool for the job.' Makes it even weirder he keeps the taco shield.
This is mostly just for shits and giggles.
[And also they're already prepared in case he suddenly gets surprise opportunities to have his kid over, but she's never going to admit to the nice part.]

[discobaron]

I'm still curious about that. The shield.
Does it even serve its purpose?
I suppose he could still smash into things with it.

Shits and giggles. Right.
I can get behind that.

[white_widow]

I think he's just very attached to it. Like a security blanket.

We have to entertain ourselves somehow, right?

[discobaron]

A security shield that's bent out of shape.
I suppose we all have one of those, so to speak.

I'm not judging. This place can be pretty boring.
It's better than prison so I try not to complain too much.

[white_widow]

Ha - I hadn't thought of it that way, but true.

It does feel like asking for trouble to complain but, you know, hard to give that up as a hobby.

[discobaron]

What a depressing hobby...

[white_widow]

Oh, as if it is not one of yours, too.

[discobaron]

Never said it wasn't, Miss Yelena.

So whose card are you using for this race car bed?
I may or may not be able to provide a rather hefty credit line.

[Not his, of course. He would never, not when it's technically a work expense.]

[white_widow]

Oh, Valentina is paying for this. Valentina is going to be paying for everything for as long as we let her walk around free.

[discobaron]

I do have the black card she gave me.
Just thought I should mention it.
My personal funds are mostly frozen at the moment so I’m given pocket money for team expenses.

[white_widow]

I appreciate the mention, I have one of the cards that Ava took off her. At some point we should make a list of who does have one.

[discobaron]

Or who doesn’t have one. That sounds far more useful at this point. :)

[white_widow]

You're right, you're right. Much shorter to compile, as well.

[discobaron]

If you don't mind me saying so
The amount of shady business and backstabbing going around this place is delightful.
I initially had my suspicions but I'm glad to see you're just as bad as I am.
It's refreshing. :)

[white_widow]

What were your initial suspicions? That we were all a bunch of goody two shoes?

[discobaron]

More or less.

[white_widow]

I think I would die of boredom if that had been true.

[discobaron]

There is never a dull moment around here that's for sure.
Although I would prefer anything over being stuck in a tin can below sea level.

[white_widow]

Yes, even with the life I've lived, that sounds unbearable. I have a stereotypical Hollywood cyanide pill for the occasion they try to stick me there.

[discobaron]

Truly a classic.
If you were talking to the old version of me I would probably ask where to procure one for myself.

[white_widow]

But this version of you does not want to know that?