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[white_widow]

[captcha busting space. also available for starting threads.]
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[decohere]

fine, then i'll accept it. if you accept my own in return.

[white_widow]

Alright, deal.

So how difficult was I just then? Scale of one to ten.

[decohere]

3. i can recognize the effort.

[white_widow]

Hm. Okay.

Alright, I'm coming back. Do not tell Alexei that I am going to be making a bunch of Russian food.

[decohere]

good.
if i were inclined to tell him anything at all, it would not be something that encouraged him to invite himself.

[white_widow]

What would it be, if you were so inclined?

[decohere]

please bathe.

[white_widow]

That is a good choice. More optimistic than I would have expected from you, but good.

[decohere]

he had crumbs all stuck in his beard the other day... it was difficult speaking with him. i had to keep looking away.

[white_widow]

Mm. There is a reason Melina named a pig after him.

[decohere]

she sounds entirely too good for him.

[white_widow]

From my perspective, very very few men have ever stood even a chance of being good enough for a Widow.

[decohere]

it's implied in the name, isn't it.
no wonder it had to be arranged.

[white_widow]

[Oh, ouch - for some reason Yelena is not sure she can or wants to figure out, that stings. ]

In any case. I will find an errand to send him on tomorrow before I start the meal, and he can whine about it after.
And you can return the sword between the entree and dessert. Acceptable?

[decohere]

[really wasn't meant as anything more than an insult toward men and particularly alexei, but no unfortunately no real regard for the whole sorry your family was a faked set up. she's perhaps not the best at this sympathy thing.]

i'm sure there can be leftovers set aside, to compensate for whatever errand.
[because clearly everything has to be some form of transactional. just like this agreement.]

acceptable.