03/31/23 | tfln | i don't think i could be trusted with shapeshifting powers because i would just turn into a bear and attack things at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything
04/07/23 | tfln | Then he said he 'just needed a good woman to release some of that tension.' Obviously I left.
04/09/23 | gen texts | Okay so I've been thinking about it and I still don't have a better name. So I think we're just gonna have to stick with Winter Soldier. Your dad told me it was cool though.
04/09/23 | heart meter meme | I would fight alongside you. I would protect you. (but you don't need it)
04/14/23 | tfln | why did we build a sniper nest in the big oak in the backyard?
04/14/23 | tfln | No, I will not go to brunch with you.
04/21/23 | tfln | if you're going to try to bait me into a fight you could at least come up with something smarter then that one.
04/28/23 | tfln | The cat is both candy scented and multicolored. Neither of us is sorry about it.
05/05/23 | tfln | kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex.
05/19/23 | tfln | I'm not injured. I only got lightly stabbed.
05/24/23 | out of context meme | They were largely a group of degenerates. Timothy had stolen from a charity running an orphanage. He was in hiding when he became a cocktail shrimp.
06/16/23 | tfln | i love when you say cute and romantic things like "i'm going to kill you" or "you're a fucking asshole."
06/23/23 | tfln | I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. right now I have no problems.
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