Jessica Jones (f_bomb)

2022 01/27/23 | tfln | Did I throw a brick at someone last night? 02/03/23 | tfln | the people I walked by asked me what i do for joy. want to guess what I told them? 02/10/23 | tfln | I hope you're sleeping well because when you wake up I'm punching you square in the face. 02/19/23 | gen texts | have you ever seen a coyote in new york city before? because i'm pretty sure i just saw a crazy homeless guy walking one on a leash. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? 02/24/23 | tfln | I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face. 03/03/23 | tfln | I am drunk and on a ladder okay I was on a ladder 03/10/23 | tfln | How did you set a fucking salad on fire???? 03/24/23 | tfln | Well I'm not dead, am I? 04/20/23 | texting picture prompt meme | [ IMG.GIF ] 05/05/23 | tfln | I'll go to bed but tamed sharks isn't so much of a bad idea. Not for riding. 05/05/23 | tfln | Absolutely not. No. When should I be there? 05/12/23 | tfln | Someone has put child locks on my windows. 05/19/23 | tfln | this is one of those moments when you do what i say or i come stalk you down like a gazelle. 06/09/23 | tfln | Me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies. 06/30/23 | tfln | It's fine. It's not like it's the first time I've been held hostage. It's just boring. 07/09/23 | gen texts | are people really that fucking stupid? how could they not check all your pockets? you don't even have that many of them. 09/08/23 | tfln | Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke? 10/02/23 | gen texts | [ img.jpg ] i found this just for you. 10/06/23 | tfln | I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face. 10/13/23 | tfln | pretend i did not send that picture please. delete it. 10/27/23 | tfln | Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch? 11/10/23 | tfln | I seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst. 11/17/23 | tfln | I didn't realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills. 12/01/23 | tfln | Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.